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Go figure.
July 23, 2010Do you know how it feels to be out one night, drinking without limit, never really caring if you can still walk your way home? It’s Friday and no one really cares if you piss on your pants or puke on your shirt because you’re too wasted. You have the weekend to nurse your hangover, right?
Then your phone rings. It’s your boss.
He says you have to cover an event tomorrow at 6am sharp. The one who is supposed to do it died (that’s what you heard!).Fuck, says you in your mind. But he is the boss and you are basically his slave, so you say “sure, no problem”.
Then you start to regret that you went out tonight. Why, of all the days, did you decide to party hard tonight? Life would have been easier if only you stayed at home watching the telly.
Oh shit! How are you going to get home now?
It’s too late for remorse dear. You are all wasted and drunk as hell. I bet you are thinking that this is your worst night ever. And tomorrow?
Well…tomorrow, you will wake up and have the worst hangover in your life.
So, congratulations. Job well done.
In Full Bloom
July 8, 2010
When you give her flowers, you can (at the very least) expect to see her smile. And you will never be disappointed.
Most men probably think that flowers are just a waste of money. They are cliché. They are expensive. They don’t do anything. You put them in a vase and they wilt in a few days.
But why do women love them (most especially if it is delivered as a surprise)?
I do not understand how receiving flowers can evoke such positive reactions among women. It does not really matter if it is a single stem or a dozen of them. Every time a woman receives flowers, I’m pretty sure she is flattered, if not ecstatic. Maybe it’s the flowers themselves. They smell good and they are so pretty! Or maybe not. Maybe it’s the thought behind receiving them.
I don’t know the magic behind those flowers, but they sure makes a woman feel that she is loved and that she is beautiful.
PS. Thank you for the flowers, Roma. I love them soooo much! :-)
Deejay Ramos
i am a lot of things.
im moody and messy.
egoistic.
coffee calms my nerves.
my sentences are accentuated with sarcasm (sometimes, without intending to).
i feel like im always dreaming. i hangout with the most intelligent people i know and enjoy our "tanga" moments.
i am always pushing myself to the limit.
reading is like breathing to me.
i hate deadlines but love cramming.
i am more complex and complicated than the mennonite longhand math, believe me.